Thursday, December 11, 2008

Celebrity News Sickening

I am tired of all the celebrity news!
-Jennifer Aniston: She complains about being stalked and a few days later she is naked on the front of a magazine. How stupid
-Tom Cruise: Is nutso. I am tired oaf hearing about him jumping on the couch on Oprah. This is your third wife moron.
-Bard & Angie: You have enough babies. Stop making movies and run an orphanage if you want to make change.
-Heath Ledger: Killed himself. Why honor him?
-Awards in Film: I guess the criteria is.... "If it is dark, has retards, gays or is immoral it must be good".


Thanks for listening!

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